February 2012
KYLE XY IS THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL SHOW I'VE EVER...
me: hi
british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: whats up
british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: ok
british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*Adele song comes on*
Me: Everyone shut the fuck up this is my jam
*Another Adele song comes on*
Me: Everyone shut the fuck up this is my jam
*Any Adele song comes on*
Me: Everyone shut the fuck up this is my jam
Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask.
daquibbler:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
me: one direction are my favorite gay band!
friend: what? doesn't liam and louis have girlfri---
me: gay
friend: but --
me: gay
friend: isn't it just a bromance?
me: gay
friend: are you sure?
me: gay
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
