March 2012
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
scubway:
my fave episode is where kris and scott spend quality time together because they are my two favorite people and it warms my heart to see them get along <3
flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
Actual British Guy: Oi luv, fancy a shag then? Why don't you bring that fine arse over here darling. You're looking quite mint today!
chopin's music makes me want to cry
The Larry Stylinson baby. Dressed like mamma,...
whyamisorandom:
Why is this the post perfect post I’ve ever seen
Yes this is back! Omfg bless this post
AHAHAHHA
scubway:
if you hate h0ttndanger0us you hate ME
2Pac: I'm not saying I will change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the mind that will change the world.
Eminem: You can do anything you set your mind to man.
Nas: Nothing comes easy, it takes much practice. Work at it and you'll be what you wanna be.
Kanye: Whatever doesn't kill me make's me stronger.
N.W.A.: It ain't all about wealth, just make a note to express yourself.
Andre 3000: Everyone with a demo-tape has a voice and something to say.
Lil Wayne: *Some bullshit metaphor that doesn't make sense and is autotuned*
Society: OMGzz Lil Wayne Izz Da ilLest RapPer EVER Tho!!11!!!11!!!
Cats: YOL9
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Ellen Degeneres for President.
kamikaze-shot:
sprint:
lindsaylohanthony:
-shrooms:
WHAT THE FUCK FUHGBRGKWHENKE
she died
thats horrible
OMFG LMFAO
February 2012